Stegosaurus Necklace

Stegosaurus Necklace!

Are you fed up with cryptozoololgists and their dinosaur lies? Stop thinking with your second brain, let down your armor plates, and party like it's one hundred and fifty million years ago. Necklace is 12 meters long and 5.5 short tons. Perfect for single moms, Charles W. Gilmore, and anyone from Como Bluff, Wyoming. Predators not included.

-B.D.

Wear a little bit of the Mesozoic era around your neck. This unique collar necklace consists of luxurious deep green Biwa pearls and rice-shaped handmade polymer clay beads, all strung on strong and flexible beading wire. Holding it all together is a sterling silver lobster clasp. The colours and textures in this necklace evoke visions of steamy green prehistoric rainforests, or the strong plates lined up on a stegosaurus’ back, don’t you think? This is a lush and dinosaur-nostalgic way to make a statement, and the perfect decoration for a special evening. Listed this lovely today! It's pretty wicked in person, and sometimes I dream of dinosaur times, when all the plants were huge and it was probably really humid and the sun was hazy and beautiful.

See you soon!

G.M.

Garden Amber, Like I Promised in the Previous Post

There it is, the Garden Amber bracelet. Made to layer with Springtime, but not required to.

Common cloudy, not made of tree sap. May contain insects. Give props to the Sun God Elector the Awakener at Phoenician get togethers with this limited edition. Warning: Electrostatic properties may decompose if heated above 200 degrees centigrade.

-B.D.

It was a few months ago that I wrote the description for this bracelet, and I was sick at the time. I posted something nicer on Etsy, but here's what I came up with originally, in a Nyquil-tinted daze:

Here we have a classic bracelet made with puffed jade rectangles about the same colour as the goo exploding from my lungs right now. It’s a bright, organic spring green colour, fastened with gold-filled wire and a gold-filled toggle clasp. Dangling breezily from the links are alternating vintage glass leaves of black and amber. A truly disquieting sight!

Makes you want to buy, doesn't it? Rest assured, I wasn't sick when I actually made the bracelet. I don't...do things when I'm sick, aside from languish online and maybe get the occasional paperwork done. The rest is all sleeping and complaining. I'm feeling much better now, though. I guess I have been for months, really.

See you soon!

-G.M.